"If you have AIDs, does your blood taste different?"
— The Non. Best friend, lover, fighter.
"You want me to be intellectually stimulated? You can intellectually stimulate me with your mouth if you like?"
— Ex. I wonder why?
"Yeah, right, you can INCITE fear but not BE scared. You can be all like ‘Ooh look, the Boogeymaaaan is here! The Boogeeymaaan!’ and although you’re probably REALLY scared, coz let’s face it, it’s the Boogeyman. It’s a scary thing. You aren’t scaring anyone else are you? Yeah…okay, I’m confused. But my point still stands."
— The Boy, drunk, on the phone trying to entice me into a debate about grammar. No i have no idea what he is on about either.
berrysmusings asked: Understand Tumblr yet?
Nope
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I’m still waiting for the star I wished on to make me a real boy. I’ll get back to you.
"Use it ho w your wamy :) Soooo tired now, can’t keep eyes open. Keep good cariad, talk talk!"
— My sleep texting - direct quote.